Rachael attempts corde lisse in heels

I cave to popular demand.  Official publishing of moi attempting the rope with high heels.  And tracksuit pants.  I’m hoping it’s the ‘before’ shot of a Dancing With the Stars-style transformation.

These are the shoes

This is the climb:

Hope you liked the heels and tracksuit combo, and the dramatic arm gestures.  It’s all practice for the final performance in two weeks (did I mention the bargain ticket price of £5 and the fact that Sheffield is just two hours on the train from London and offers an array of kebabs, chips and deep-fried curries for the tourist visitor?).

Lots of work needed but hell, I’m upside down on a rope with high heels.